it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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