Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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