you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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