I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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