saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i think my cat just said my name.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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