i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
