yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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