theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
It's blow job season.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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