and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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