You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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