we have pet lesbian snakes
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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