i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
