Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
