Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
