dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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