I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Terrible idea I love it
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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