just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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