you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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