Your tits are I can't wait for
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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