no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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