i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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