i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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