i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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