Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
