so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Drake has all the answers
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
