My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
