Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You made out with two different species that night
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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