Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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