Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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