bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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