I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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