I think scott just propositioned me for sex
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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