Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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