'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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