hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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