he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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