dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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