I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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