He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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