hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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