ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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