Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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