you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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