she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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