I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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