Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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