Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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