He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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