I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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