She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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