I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I have fence marks all over my body
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Can you repeat that, but with context?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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