Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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