he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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